Like, imagine a magical lil' dude but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally facing adulting. He's got bills to pay, his bus route is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying to just chill.
It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt more info like that big ol' furry guy sometimes? We all want to run away from our problems. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.
Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition
So like, you know No-Face from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Reality Check to get over his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies.
- The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
- Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Ancient Symbols
- His Dragon Form definitely didn't work, am I right?
Ghibli Memes To Slay your Your Midterms
Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a burning inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to rescue your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo holding a bright A+?
- Upload these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
- Bonus points if you draw your own Ghibli-themed study guides.
Remember, even though studying can feel like a quest, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!
Ponyo's Drip is Busted
Yo, Ponyo be lookin' fresh these days! She's got that vibes, know what I'm sayin'? Her outfit is totally slayin'. I guess those little goldfish scales be addin' to her drip.
Ponyo, you a true queen. Keep on rockin'!
Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High
This wild new trend sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone stumped. Howl's newest venture, a wandering castle, is turning into a disaster thanks to escalating rent. The poor locals can barely pay enough bucks for shelter, let alone Howl's inflated fees.
- Rumor has it that the rent is even higher than a dragon's lair
- People aremoving out in droves, leaving Howl with an deserted castle and a irritated attitude
- {The King is consideringintervening to control rent prices before the entire kingdom goes bankrupt
My internet is down
I swear it's those little sprites, lurking in the ether. They zoom around like miniature fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My streaming are running glacial, and I can't even load a page without lag.
- Maybe I should try build a Faraday cage.
- Time to fight fire with fire